| Name: | aargh | accept | accuse | agree | apologize | applaud | babble | bat | bcatch | beam |
| You, if no victim: | AAAAAA-RRRRRR-GGGGGG-HHHHHH!!!!!! | You accept the proffered apology graciously. | Accuse who?? | You agree absolutely. | You apologize until you are blue in the face. | Clap, clap, clap. | You babble endlessly. | You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. | You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight. | You beam delightedly at nothing in particular. |
| Everyone sees: | $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration! | $n graciously accepts the proffered apology. | $n is in an accusing mood. | $n agrees absolutely. | $n apologizes profusely. | $n gives a round of applause. | $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up? | $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. | $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m. | $n beams broadly at nothing in particular. |
| You, if victim: | You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands! | | You look accusingly at $M. | You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N. | You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't. | You clap at $N's actions. | You babble to $N for hours on end. | | | You dazzle $N with your smile. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M! | | $n looks accusingly at $N. | $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N. | $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face. | $n claps at $N's actions. | $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it? | | | $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly! |
| Victim sees: | $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration! | | $n looks accusingly at you. | $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you. | $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness. | $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good! | $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon. | | | $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly! |
| Return if victim isn't found: | You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle! | | Accuse somebody who's not even there ?? | Sorry, your target is absent. | Who's that? | You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend. | Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble? | | | You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends... |
| You, on self: | You scream in frustration at your own stupidity! | | You accuse yourself. | You find yourself most agreeable. | | You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited! | You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!! | | | Well, aren't you special? |
| Everyone sees: | $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity! | | $n seems to have a bad conscience. | $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive. | | $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited! | $n babbles quietly to $mself. | | | $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased. |
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| Name: | bearhug | beckon | beg | bkiss | bleed | blink | blush | boast | boggle | bonk |
| You, if no victim: | Whom do you wish to bear hug? | You beckon for everyone to follow. | You beg the gods for mercy. | You blow kisses to the air. | You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess! | You bat your eyelashes. | Your cheeks are burning. | You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments. | You boggle at the concept. | *BONK!!!* |
| Everyone sees: | | $n beckons for everyone to follow. | The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy. | $n blows kisses at no one in particular. | $n weakly bleeds all over the floor. | $n blinks innocently. | $n blushes. | $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion. | $n boggles at the concept. | |
| You, if victim: | You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug. | You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do! | You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M. | You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it. | You bleed on $N -- ewww! | You blink innocently at $N. | You get all flustered up seeing $M. | You boast to $N of all your great deeds. | You boggle at $N. | You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug! | $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on? | $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune. | $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE? | $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next! | $n blinks innocently at $N. | $n blushes as $e sees $N here. | $n boasts to $N. | $n boggles at $N. | $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron. |
| Victim sees: | $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug! | $n beckons for you to follow. | $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty ! | $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m. | $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!! | $n blinks innocently at you. | $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people! | Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego! | $n boggles at you. | $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here? | So sorry, that person has already left. | Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment. | You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to. | Bleed on whom? | Feign innocence for whom? | You blush as you notice that person isn't here. | Your ego takes a blow. They've already left. | Boggle away. They've left. | *BONK* they left... |
| You, on self: | You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation. | You beckon to your shadow to follow. | Begging yourself for money doesn't help. | You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful? | You bleed all over yourself. | You try to convince yourself of your innocence. | You blush at your own folly. | You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan. | You boggle at yourself. Hmmm... intriguing. | You bonk yourself, fool that you are. |
| Everyone sees: | $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand. | $n beckons to $s shadow to follow. | | $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love. | $n bleeds profusely all over $mself. | | $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo. | $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego! | $n boggles quietly to $mself. | $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain. |
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| Name: | bow | brb | buff | burp | cackle | caress | cheer | chortle | chuckle | clap |
| You, if no victim: | You bow deeply. | Hope to see you soon! | You buff your nails on your cloak. | You burp loudly. | You cackle gleefully. | Who do you wish to caress? | You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth! | Heh. | You chuckle politely. | You clap your hands together. |
| Everyone sees: | $n bows deeply. | $n will be right back! | $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. | $n burps loudly. | $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee! | $n looks for someone to caress. | $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy! | $n chortles mischievously. | $n chuckles politely. | $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together. |
| You, if victim: | You bow before $M. | | | You burp loudly to $M in response. | You cackle gleefully at $N | You tenderly caress $M. | You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck! | You chortle mischievously at $N. | You chuckle at $S joke. | You clap at $S performance. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n bows before $N. | | | $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark. | $n cackles gleefully at $N. | $n tenderly caresses $N. | *Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on. | $n chortles mischievously at $N. | $n chuckles at $N's joke. | $n claps at $N's performance. |
| Victim sees: | $n bows before you. | | | $n burps loudly in response to your remark. | $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m. | $n tenderly caresses your body. | You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved! | $n chortles mischievously at you. | $n chuckles at your joke. | $n claps at your performance. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Who's that? | | | You can't find your victim. | You can't find a friend to cackle with. | You're S.O.L., buddy. | Who? Huh? Where? They're not here, that's for sure | Took you a while to get that....they aren't here. | You can't find a friend to chuckle with. | You clap for nothing. |
| You, on self: | You kiss your toes. | | | You burp at yourself. | You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange! | | You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will | You chortle at your own joke. | You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. | You clap at your own performance. |
| Everyone sees: | $n folds up like a jackknife and kisses $s own toes. | | | $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight. | $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself. | | $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad. | $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother. | $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. | $n claps at $s own performance. |
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| Name: | collapse | comb | comfort | confused | congratulate | conspire | contemplate | cough | cover | cower |
| You, if no victim: | You collapse on the floor from exhaustion. | You comb your hair - perfect. | Do you feel uncomfortable? | Your confusion is showing. | You clap your hands together in approval. | You wink conspiratorially, waiting for the countersign. | You bite your lip contemplatively. | Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time! | You cover your ears to protect them from the noise. | You cower in a corner. |
| Everyone sees: | $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. | $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen ! | | $n blinks slowly... | $n claps $s hands together in approval. | $n winks conspiratorially, waiting for the countersign. | $n bites $s lip contemplatively. | $n coughs loudly. | $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise. | $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly. |
| You, if victim: | You collapse right into $N's arms. | You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess ! | You comfort $M. | You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment. | You slap $N on the back on a job well done. | You induct $M into your private conspiracy with a wink. | | | You glare at $N and cover your ears. | You cower away from $N and $S harsh words. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n collapses right into $N's arms. | $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair. | $n comforts $N. | $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence... | $n slaps $N on the back on a job well done. | $n winks conspiratorially at $N. You wonder what this can mean. | | | $n glares at $N and covers $s ears. | $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m. |
| Victim sees: | Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. | $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it. | $n comforts you. | $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence? | $n slaps you on the back on a job well done. | $n inducts you into $S private conspiracy with a wink. | | | $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD! | You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | They've already left, just collapse on the floor. | That person is not here. | Comfort who? | No wonder you're confused. | | Even you conspire against yourself. | | | They aren't here right now. | That person is AWOL at the moment. |
| You, on self: | | You pull your hair, but it will not be combed. | You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself. | | You slap yourself on back. | $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. | | | No... I don't think so. | You are afraid of your own shadow! |
| Everyone sees: | | $n tries to comb $s tangled hair. | $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself | | $n slaps $mself on the back. | | | | | $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow |
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| Name: | cringe | criticize | cry | cuddle | curse | curtsy | dance | daydream | dismay | drool |
| You, if no victim: | You cringe in terror. | Yes, but who? | Waaaaah.. | Who do you feel like cuddling today? | You swear loudly for a long time. | You curtsy to your audience. | Feels silly, doesn't it? | You dream of better times. | You shake your head in dismay. | You drool down the front of your shirt. |
| Everyone sees: | $n cringes in terror! | | $n bursts into tears. | | $n swears : @*"*&^*%@*&! !!!!! | $n curtsies gracefully. | $n dances wildly before you! | $n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space. | $n shakes $s head in dismay. | $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! |
| You, if victim: | You cringe away from $M. | You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake. | You cry on $S shoulder. | You cuddle $M. | You swear at $M. | You curtsy to $M. | You lead $M to the dance floor. | | You shake your head in dismay at $N's strange actions. | You drool messily on $N. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror. | With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts. | $n cries on $N's shoulder. | $n cuddles $N. | $n swears at $N. | $n curtsies gracefully to $N. | $n sends $N across the dance floor. | | $n shakes $s head in dismay at $N's strange actions. | $n drools upon $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n cringes away from you. | $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments. | $n cries on your shoulder. | $n cuddles you. | $n swears at you! Where are the manners? | $n curtsies gracefully for you. | $n sends you across the dance floor. | | $n shakes $s head in dismay at your strange actions. | $n looks at you lustily and drools. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of? | Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where... | Who's that? | They aren't here. | You can't find the victim of your frustrations. | You curtsy to no one in particular. | Eh, WHO? | | Nobody 'round with that name, Mister! | Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here! |
| You, on self: | I beg your pardon? | You criticize yourself profusely. | You cry to yourself. | You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :) | You swear at your own mistakes. | You curtsy to your audience (yourself). | You skip and dance around by yourself. | | $n shakes $s head in dismay at $mself... how strange. | You drool down the front of your shirt. |
| Everyone sees: | | $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity. | $n sobs quietly to $mself. | $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight. | $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help? | $n curtsies to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m. | $n skips a light Fandango. | | | $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess! |
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| Name: | duck | embrace | eyebrow | faint | fart | flare | flex | flinch | flip | flirt |
| You, if no victim: | DUCK!!!! | Who would you like to embrace? | You raise an eyebrow at the notion. | You faint. | You emit an unpleasant blast of gas. | You flare your nostrils disdainfully. | You flex your muscles proudly! | EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain. | You flip head over heels. | You flirt outrageously. |
| Everyone sees: | $n ducks defensively. | | $n raises an eyebrow. | $n faints. | $n farts. A greenish cloud envelops $n. | $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully. | $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?! | $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time. | $n flips head over heels. | $n is an outrageous flirt. |
| You, if victim: | You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N. | You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. | You raise your eyebrow at $N. | You faint into $S arms. | You fart at $N. Gross! | You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE! | You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly. | Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die? | You flip $M over your shoulder. | You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction. | $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace. | $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions. | $n faints into $N's open arms. | $n farts on $N. Gross! | $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose. | $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N. | $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches. | $n flips $N over $s shoulder. | $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink* |
| Victim sees: | $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m! | $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace. | $n raises an eyebrow at you. | $n just fainted into YOUR arms. | $n farts on you! What a pig! | $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO??? | $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you. | $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke. | $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm. | $n flirts with you. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | | Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone. | Forget it. They aren't here. | You fall on the floor and look stupid -- really suave. | That is very unpleasant. | Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it. | | Relax, $E is gone. | You can't find the person. | Sorry no one here to flirt with. :( |
| You, on self: | | You try to console yourself with a loving embrace. | | | You fart on yourself, making a horrible smell. | *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself! | | You can't believe what you've done... | You tumble all over the room. | You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!? |
| Everyone sees: | | $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself. | | | $n farts on $mself. What a pig! | | | $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior. | $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics. | $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish? |
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| Name: | flutter | frown | fume | gack | gasp | giggle | glare | grimace | grin | groan |
| You, if no victim: | You flutter your eyelashes seductively. | You frown disapprovingly. | Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly. | Gaaack! | You gasp in astonishment. | You giggle. | You glare at nothing in particular. | You grimace painfully at the thought. | You grin evilly. | You groan loudly. |
| Everyone sees: | $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively. | $n frowns. | $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage. | $n gacks with dismay! | $n gasps in astonishment. | $n giggles. | $n glares around $m. | $n grimaces painfully at the thought. | $n grins evilly. | $n groans loudly. |
| You, if victim: | You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive. | You frown at what $E did. | You stare at $M, fuming. | Appalled, you gack at $N. | You gasp as you realize what $E did. | You giggle in $S presence. | You glare icily at $M. | You grimace at $N. | You grin evilly at $M. | You groan at the sight of $M. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M. | $n frowns at what $N did. | $n stares at $N, fuming with rage. | $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look. | $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did. | $n giggles at $N's actions. | $n glares at $N. | $n grimaces at $n. | $n grins evilly at $N. | $n groans at the sight of $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly. | $n frowns at what you did. | $n stares at you, fuming with rage! | $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed. | $n gasps as $e realizes what you did. | $n giggles at you happily. Hope it's not contagious! | $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones. | $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong? | $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance. | $n groans at the sight of you. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | EH? Can't see them here. | You don't see any reason to frown. | Fume away... they ain't here. | That person isn't here. | You need to panic. | You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with. | You try to glare at somebody who is not present. | You grimace at no one in particular. | You must be delirious. | You see no reason to groan. |
| You, on self: | | You frown at yourself. Poor baby. | That's right - hate yourself! | *GACK!* | You look at yourself and gasp! | You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ... | You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold. | You grimace painfully at your thoughts. | You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts. | You groan as you realize what you have done. |
| Everyone sees: | | $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy.... | $n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger. | Appalled, $n gacks at $mself! | $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment! | $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something. | $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m? | $n grimaces painfully to $mself. | $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind. | $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done. |
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| Name: | grovel | growl | grumble | hand | hiccup | highfive | hop | howl | hug | hush |
| You, if no victim: | You grovel in the dirt. | Grrrrr-rrrrr... | You grumble distractedly to yourself. | Kiss whose hand? | *HIC* | You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing. | You hop around like a little kid. | You howl at the moon. | Hug who? | SHHHH-HHHHH-HHHHH-HHHHH-HHH |
| Everyone sees: | $n grovels in the dirt. | $n growls. | $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong... | | $n hiccups. | $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed. | $n hops around like a little kid. | $n howls at the moon. | | $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhh-hhhhh-hh... |
| You, if victim: | You grovel before $M. | Grrrrr-rrrrr.... take that, $N!!! | You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence. | You kiss $S hand. | | You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N! | | You howl soulfully at $N. | You hug $M. | You nicely ask $N to be more quiet. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n grovels in the dirt before $N. | $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts. | $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N. | $n kisses $N's hand. How continental! | | $n enthusiastically high-five's $N! | | $n howls at $N. | $n hugs $N. | $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet. |
| Victim sees: | $n grovels in the dirt before you. | $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way! | $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do? | $n kisses your hand. How continental! | | $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!! | | $n howls soulfully at you. | $n hugs you. | $n kindly requests that you please quiet down. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Who? | No one can see you growl that far. | That person is presently AWOL. | You can't find a lady in THIS group. | | Sorry, they have already left. | | Who? What? Where? | Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. | Who needs to be silenced? |
| You, on self: | That seems a little silly to me. | You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter! | Why bother? | You kiss your own hand. | | You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking? | | | You hug yourself. | You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself. |
| Everyone sees: | | $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting... | | $n kisses $s own hand. | | $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead. | | | $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship. | $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself. |
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| Name: | innocent | kiss | kneel | laugh | lick | liver | massage | mischievous | mutter | nod |
| You, if no victim: | You innocently whistle a tune. | Isn't there someone you want to kiss? | Who do you want to kneel to? | You fall down laughing. | You lick your mouth and smile. | You look angrily for someone to disembowel. | Massage what? Thin air? | You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. | You mutter quietly to yourself. | You nod. |
| Everyone sees: | $n looks around and whistles innocently. | | | $n falls down laughing. | $n licks $s mouth and smiles. | $n angrily for someone to disembowel. | | $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. | $n mutters something quietly to $mself. | $n nods. |
| You, if victim: | You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence! | You kiss $M. | You kneel before $M. | You laugh at $N mercilessly. | You lick $N's jawline delicately. | You rip out $S liver and eat it. | You gently massage $N's shoulders. | You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. | You mutter something to $N. | You nod at $N. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N. | $n kisses $N. | $n kneels respectfully before $N. | $n laughs at $N mercilessly. | $n licks $N's jawline delicately. | $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. | $n massages $N's shoulders. | $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil. | $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. | $n nods at $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes. | $n kisses you. | $n kneels respectfully before you. | $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph. | $n licks your jawline delicately. | $n rips out your liver and eats it. | $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhh-hhhh-hhh... | $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. | $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath. | $n nods at you in agreement. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Don't even TRY -- they've already left. | Never around when required. | That person isn't here. | You can't find the butt of your joke. | Lick away, nobody's here with that name. | The object of your wrath is absent. | You can only massage someone in the same room as you. | You must be delirious. | There's nothing left for you to say, they've left! | Nod your head off -- they aren't here. |
| You, on self: | | All the lonely people :( | You try to kneel before yourself, and break both your knees. | You laugh at yourself. I would, too. | You lick your own eyebrows. | | You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself. | You grin mischievously to yourself. | You mutter quietly to yourself. | You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead. |
| Everyone sees: | | | $n tries foolishly to kneel before $mself. What a sight! | $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!! | $n licks $s own eyebrows. | | $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself. | $n grins mischievously to $mself. | $n mutters something quietly to $mself. | $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko. |
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| Name: | nudge | nuzzle | oil | pant | passout | pat | peck | peer | pinch | piss |
| You, if no victim: | Nudge whom? | Nuzzle who?? | Huh? | You pant lustily. | You belch and pass out. | Pat who? | Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air? | You peer around yourself intently. | You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' | You glare around. You are SOOOOO pissed! |
| Everyone sees: | | | | $n pants lustily. | $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out! | | | $n peers around $mself intently. | $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' | $n glares around, looking mad as hell! |
| You, if victim: | You nudge $M. | You nuzzle $S neck softly. | You drizzle some flavored hot oil on $N's chest, and lick it off...slowly. | You pant lustily at $M. | | You pat $N on $S head. | Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek. | You peer intently at $N. | You squeeze $S bottom and grin. | You glare at $N, utterly pissed! |
| Everyone except victim: | $n nudges $N. | $n softly nuzzles $N's neck. | $n drizzles some flavored hot oil on $N's chest, and licks it off...slowly. | $n looks at $N and pants lustily. | | $n pats $N on $S head. | $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek. | $n peers intently at $N. | $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. | $n glares at $N, looking mad enough to kill! |
| Victim sees: | $n nudges you. | $n softly nuzzles your neck. | $n drizzles some flavored hot oil on your chest, and licks it off...slowly. | $n looks at you and pants lustily... | | $n pats you on your head. | $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet! | $n peers at you intently. | $n pinches your bottom and grins. | $n glares at you. You feel afraid for your life. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Who? | No.. they aren't here.. | That person isn't here. | | | Who, where, what? | I guess you scared them away... | They aren't here. | You'd like to, wouldn't you? | Who ya pissed at? |
| You, on self: | You nudge yourself, for some strange reason. | I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible. | | | | You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring. | You must REALLY like yourself. | You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down. | You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! | You are SOOOOO pissed off at yourself! |
| Everyone sees: | $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake. | | | | | $n pats $mself on the head. | $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks. | $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process. | $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! | $n glares at $mself, looking very angry! |
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| Name: | plead | point | poke | polite | ponder | pout | powertrip | puke | punch | ramble |
| You, if no victim: | You beg and plead to anyone who will listen. | You point in every direction. | Poke who?? | You give a polite little chuckle. | You ponder the question. | Ah, don't take it so hard. | You scream 'The PPppp-pPOOO-OoooW-WWwww-ErrRRR!' and writhe. | You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK! | Punch whom? | You ramble on and on. |
| Everyone sees: | $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s. | $n points excitedly! | $n sticks $s fingers out. | $n gives a polite little chuckle. | $n sits down and thinks deeply. | $n pouts. | $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppp-pPOOO-OoooW-WWwww-ErrRRR!' | $n pukes. | | $n rambles on about a boring exploit. |
| You, if victim: | | You point at $N. | You poke $M in the ribs. | You indicate your under-appreciation of $S joke. | | | | You puke on $M. | You punch $M playfully. | You ramble on to $N about your past adventures. |
| Everyone except victim: | | $n points excitedly at $N! | $n pokes $N in the ribs. | $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. | | | | $n pukes on $N. | $n punches $N playfully. | $n blathers on and on to $N about something. |
| Victim sees: | | $n points at you. How rude! | $n pokes you in the ribs. | $n gives a polite but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. | | | | $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing! | $n punches you playfully. OUCH! | $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | | You point at no one in particular. | You can't poke someone who's not here!. | You can't find a friend to chuckle with. | | | | Once again? | You can't find your boxing partner. | ??EH?? |
| You, on self: | | You point at yourself, obviously very confused. | You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly. | You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. | | | | You puke on yourself. | You punch yourself. You deserve it. | |
| Everyone sees: | | $n points at $mself, obviously very confused. | $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish. | $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. | | | | $n pukes on $s clothes. | $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in? | |
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| Name: | raspberry | rofl | roll | rose | rub | ruffle | run | salute | scratch | scream |
| You, if no victim: | You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one. | You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. | You roll your eyes in disgust. | Who would you like to give it to? | You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation. | You've got to ruffle SOMEONE. | You run away in terror and horror! | You stand at attention, and give a brisk salute. | You scratch yourself on the head... confused. | ARRRR-RRRRR-RGH!!!!! |
| Everyone sees: | $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process. | $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically. | $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted. | | $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation. | | $n runs away in utter terror! | $n stands at attention and gives a brisk salute. | $n scratches $s head, looking very confused. | $n screams loudly! |
| You, if victim: | You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself. | You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark. | You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust. | You give $M a pretty rose. | You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown. | You ruffle $N's hair playfully. | You run away from $N in complete terror! | You raise your hand in salute to $N. | | ARRRR-RRRRR-RGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!! |
| Everyone except victim: | $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE! | $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics! | $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N. | $n hands $N a beautiful rose. | $n gives $N a nice long rubdown. | $n ruffles $N's hair playfully. | $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror! | $n proffers a brisk salute to $N. | | $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!! |
| Victim sees: | You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE! | $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics! | $n rolls $s eyes at you. | $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@ | $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders... Mmmm... | $n ruffles your hair playfully. | $n runs from you, fearing for $s life! | $n stands at attention and gives you a brisk salute. | | $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff* |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn't here. | | You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish. | They seem to have left. | Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left. | Might be a bit difficult. | No reason to be afraid, they aren't here. | | | Your lungs can't reach that far! |
| You, on self: | You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same. | | At whom do you wish to roll your eyes? | You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad... | You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places. | You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy. | Are you THAT ugly? | You feel very silly as you salute yourself. Ego? | | You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension! |
| Everyone sees: | | | | $n gives $mself a rose, don't you feel sorry for $m? | $n rubs $mself...what a creep! | $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo! | $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified! | $n salutes $mself. What an ego! | | $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up? |
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| Name: | scuff | serenade | shake | shiver | shrug | shudder | sigh | slap | slobber | smile |
| You, if no victim: | You scuff your foot sheepishly. | You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love. | You shake your head. | Brrrr-rrrrr. | You shrug. | You shudder at the horror and repress tears. | You sigh. | What is the sound of one hand slapping? | You slobber down your front. | You smile happily. |
| Everyone sees: | $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish. | $n raises $s voice to serenade the world. | $n shakes $s head. | $n shivers uncomfortably. | $n shrugs helplessly. | $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. | $n sighs. | | $n slobbers all over $mself. | $n smiles happily. |
| You, if victim: | You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze. | You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N. | You shake $S hand. | You shiver at the thought of fighting $M. | You shrug in response to $S question. | | You sigh as you think of $M. | *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly. | You slobber on $N. | You smile at $M. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze. | $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N. | $n shakes $N's hand. | $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N. | $n shrugs in response to $N's question. | | $n sighs at the sight of $N. | *thwock!* $n slaps $N! | $n slobbers on $N Yuck | $n beams a smile at $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze. | $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice. | $n shakes your hand. | $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you. | $n shrugs in response to your question. | | $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh? | $n slaps you stingingly. | $n slobbers disgustingly on you. | $n smiles at you. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | They aren't here. | The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself. | Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here. | You don't see any reason to shiver. | You shrug to no one in particular. | | You really sigh, since you don't see your friend. | How about slapping someone in the same room as you ?? | Slobber on WHOM? | There's no one by that name around. |
| You, on self: | | You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?! | You are shaken by yourself. | You shiver to yourself? | You shrug to yourself. | | You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely. | You slap yourself, silly you. | | You smile at yourself. |
| Everyone sees: | | $n serenades $mself. What an ego! | $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly. | $n scares $mself to shivers. | $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person. | | $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight. | $n slaps $mself, really strange ... | | $n smiles at $mself. |
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| Name: | smirk | snap | snarl | sneeze | snicker | snore | snort | snuggle | sob | spit |
| You, if no victim: | You smirk. | DAMN! You snap your fingers. | You grizzle your teeth and look mean. | Gesundheit! | You snicker softly. | Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. | You snort derisively. | Who? | You sob quietly to yourself. | You spit in utter disgust. |
| Everyone sees: | $n smirks. | $n snaps $s fingers. | $n snarls angrily. | $n sneezes. | $n snickers softly. | $n snores loudly. | $n snorts derisively. | | $n sobs in misery. | $n spits in utter disgust! |
| You, if victim: | You smirk at $S saying. | You snap back at $M. | You snarl at $M. | | You snicker with $M about your shared secret. | | You snort derisively at $N. | You snuggle $M. | You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly. | You spit on $N...you're gross! |
| Everyone except victim: | $n smirks at $N's saying. | $n snaps back at $N. | $n snarls at $N. | | $n snickers with $N about their shared secret. | | $n snorts derisively at $N. | $n snuggles up to $N. | $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk! | $n spits on $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n smirks at your saying. | $n snaps back at you! | $n snarls at you, for some reason. | | $n snickers with you about your shared secret. | | $n snorts at you. | $n snuggles up to you. | You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob. | $n spits on you -- how gross! |
| Return if victim isn't found: | You want to smirk to whom? | You must be very agitated. | No need to snarl! | | Huh? | | Snort at whom? | They aren't here. | | Your victim isn't here. |
| You, on self: | You smirk at yourself. Okay..... | You snap yourself to attention. | You snarl at yourself. | | You snicker at your own evil thoughts. | | You snort derisively at yourself. | You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep. | | You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh? |
| Everyone sees: | $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'. | $n snaps $mself to attention. | $n snarls at $mself. | | $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts. | | $n snorts derisively at $sself. | $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep. | | $n spits on $mself...what a sicko! |
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| Name: | squeal | squeeze | squirm | stagger | stare | starve | stretch | strut | sulk | support |
| You, if no victim: | You squeal with delight! | Where, what, how, WHO ??? | You squirm like the worm that you are. | You stagger blindly around the room. | You stare at the sky. | You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity. | You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs. | Strut your stuff. | You sulk. | You fully support the plan. |
| Everyone sees: | $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight! | | $n squirms like a worm on a hook. | $n staggers blindly around the room. | $n stares at the sky. | $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation! | $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it? | $n struts proudly. | $n sulks in the corner. | $n fully supports the plan. |
| You, if victim: | You look at $N and squeal with delight! | You squeeze $M fondly. | You squirm at $N, trying to wrap your tentacles around $M. | You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin. | You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.. | You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food. | | You strut to get $S attention. | | You hug $M supportively and smile. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n squeals with delight at $N. | $n squeezes $N fondly. | $n squirms at $N, desperately trying to leech from $M. | $n staggers into $N. | $n stares dreamily at $N. | $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now... | | $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention. | | $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. |
| Victim sees: | $n looks at you and squeals with delight! | $n squeezes you fondly. | $n squirms toward you, reaching at you with $S tentacles. | $n staggers blindly into you. | $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes. | $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please? | | $n struts, hoping to get your attention. | | $n hugs you supportively and smiles. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | | Where, what, how, WHO ??? | | Stagger into whom!?!? | You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere... | Sorry, but that person isn't around -- looks like you'll starve. | | You don't see an audience. | | Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. |
| You, on self: | | You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little! | | | You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now. | | | You strut to yourself, lost in your own world. | | You hug yourself sadly. |
| Everyone sees: | | $n squeezes $mself. | | | $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST! | | | $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world. | | $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? |
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| Name: | sweep | swoon | tackle | tease | thank | thirst | threaten | tickle | tight | tip |
| You, if no victim: | You look at your empty arms and sigh. | You swoon. | You're going to tackle everyone in the room?! | What a tease. SHEESH. | Thank you too. | You smack your dry, parched lips, hoping for hydration! | You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence. | Whom do you want to tickle? | | You tip your hat gallantly. |
| Everyone sees: | $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. | $n swoons in absolute ecstasy. | | $n looks around for someone to tease. | | $n smacks their dry lips, hoping for hydration. | You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n. | | | $n gallantly tips $s hat. |
| You, if victim: | You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. | You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy. | You tackle $N playfully. | You tease $N in a playful way. | You thank $N heartily. | You beg $N for a drink from their waterskin. | You stand tall as you threaten $N. | You tickle $N. | You hold $M tightly in your arms. | You tip your hat to $N. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. | $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy. | $n playfully tackles $N. | $n sticks $s tongue out at $N. | $n thanks $N heartily. | $n begs $N for a sip from their waterskin. | $n threatens $N forcefully. | $n tickles $N. | $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. | $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. | $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy. | $n brings you down in a playful tackle! | $n sticks $s tongue out at you. | $n thanks you heartily. | $n begs you for a sip from your water skin. | $n threatens you... oooooooh scary *laugh* | $n tickles you - ho ho ho. | $n holds you in $m arms. | $n gallantly tips $s hat to you. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | The object of your kiss is absent. | Who? | | Tease whom? | No one answers to that name here. | Are you that thirsty? | Whom do you wish to intimidate? | Who is that?? | Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. | But there is no one here to impress?!?! |
| You, on self: | | | | You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH. | You thank yourself since nobody else wants to ! | You hopelessly plead with yourself for some water. | | You tickle yourself, how funny! | | |
| Everyone sees: | | | | $n teases $mself. | $n thanks $mself since you won't. | $n begs $mself for a drink of water...to no avail. | | $n tickles $mself. | | |
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| Name: | toast | tweak | twiddle | twitch | view | voodoo | wait | wave | whap | whine |
| You, if no victim: | You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. | Tweak who? | You patiently twiddle your thumbs. | You twitch nervously. | You sit back and watch the world go by. | Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person. | You wait patiently. | You wave. | Whap who? | You whine to anyone who will listen to you. |
| Everyone sees: | $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. | | $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs. | $n twitches nervously. | $n kicks back and enjoys the view. | $n looks hostile for a moment. | $n waits patiently. | $n waves happily. | | $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen. |
| You, if victim: | You raise your glass of champagne to $S. | You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE? | You twiddle $S ears. | You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence. | | You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy. | | You wave goodbye to $N. | You whap $N upside the head! | You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n silently toasts $N. | $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together? | $n twiddles $N's ears. | $N must really be getting to $n... | | $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll. | | $n waves goodbye to $N. | With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N. | $n whines pathetically to $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n silently toasts you. | $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff... | $n twiddles your ears. | $n notices you and twitches. | | Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull! | | $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey. | HEY! $n whaps you upside the head! | $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser! |
| Return if victim isn't found: | Your object of praise is absent. | *Sniff* That cheek seems to be missing. | You don't see the person here. | Nervous? They aren't even here. | | Your hatred finds no such target. | | They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye. | Whiff... | They really don't care. |
| You, on self: | You grin evilly and toast yourself. | You can't DO that. | You twiddle your ears like Dumbo. | | | You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony! | | Are you going on adventures as well?? | Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head. | You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen. |
| Everyone sees: | $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. | | $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo. | | | $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony! | | $n waves goodbye to $mself. | Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head! | $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU. |
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| Name: | whistle | wince | wink | wonder | worry | worship | wrestle | yae | yawn | yodel |
| You, if no victim: | You whistle appreciatively. | You wince in agony. | Have you got something in your eye? | You wonder about how things could have been. | You worry about what's going to happen. | You prostrate yourself and worship the gods! | | You sigh, burdened with yet another eeeediot. | You must be tired. | You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel. |
| Everyone sees: | $n whistles appreciatively. | $n winces in agony. | $n winks suggestively. | $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about? | A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong? | $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods! | | $n sighs, burdened with yet another eeeeediot. | $n yawns. | $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!! |
| You, if victim: | You whistle at the sight of $M. | You look at $N and wince at $S remark. | You wink suggestively at $N. | You look at $N and wonder what will happen. | You look at $N worriedly. | You fall on your knees and worship $N. | You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. | You sigh at $N, burdened with yet another eeediot. | | $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel. |
| Everyone except victim: | $n whistles at the sight of $N. | $n winces at $N's remark. | $n winks at $N. | $n looks at $N and wonders.... | $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze. | $n falls on $s knees and worships $N. | $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. | $n sighs at $N, clearly not impressed with their intelligence. | | $n yodels to $N. |
| Victim sees: | $n whistles at the sight of you. | $n winces at your remark. | $n winks suggestively at you. | $n looks at you quizzically. | $n looks at you worriedly. | $n falls to the ground and worships you. | $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. | $n sighs at you, clearly not impressed with your intellect. | | $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away. |
| Return if victim isn't found: | You don't see nothing special to whistle at. | | No one with that name is present. | You wonder what would have happened had they been here. | Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left! | You can't worship someone who isn't here. | Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here. | Who feels stupid now? | | That person just escaped! |
| You, on self: | You whistle a little tune to yourself. | | You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to? | You wonder about yourself and your purpose here. | You worry about what's going to happen. | You worship yourself. | You wrestle with your conscience. | You look at yourself cross-eyed, and feel very stupid. | | Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing. |
| Everyone sees: | $n whistles a little tune to $mself. | | $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on... | A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about? | A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong? | $n worships $mself. | $n wrestles with $m conscience. | $n sighs at $mself, and looks very, very stupid. | | $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist. |